Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
