Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just saw a hot homeless man
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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