why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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