normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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