do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
