yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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