I'm so fucking centered right now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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