Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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