i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Michael Bay diarrhea
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.