____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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