Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
