Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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