Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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