Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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