I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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