This is not my ceiling
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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