Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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