I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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