You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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