what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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