So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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