I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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