See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I forget how to act sober
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
