This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
They have beer where we have blood.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
