do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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