Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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