you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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