Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
