yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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