So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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