I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I look better un-naked...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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