I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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