I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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