Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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