Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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