Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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