all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize