i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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