He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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