I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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