I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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