stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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