i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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