check it out our google latitudes are spooning
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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