To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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