I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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