I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i would punch a child for taco bell
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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