How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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