someone get that fucking seahorse.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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