Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
sex in a hospital.. check
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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