ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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