i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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