Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Michael Bay diarrhea
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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