i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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