remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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