ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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